Chasing a Noodle

Alastair Versus the Mosquito

Some battles are legendary. Some are just really, really annoying. This is definitely the latter.

Aug 31 • 

Alastair Hazell

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June 2025

Artificial Unintelligence

A humorous take on AI and human creativity. Expect a healthy dose of artificial nonsense.

Jun 13 • 

Alastair Hazell

3

April 2025

Surveys – A Tale of Pens, Opinions, and Equine Chaos

The data no one asked for, collected by a man who should’ve known better.

Apr 15 • 

Alastair Hazell

1

March 2025

An Ode to Friendship

Today we're discussing friends. And I don’t mean the long-running TV series with more on-off engagements than a toddler playing with a light switch…

Mar 25 • 

Alastair Hazell

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February 2025

Diary of a Very Normal Week

A small number of people (<1) recently wrote to me, asking what it’s like to spend a week in the mind of a Noodle Chaser. Here's the highlights of my…

Feb 2 • 

Alastair Hazell

6

January 2025

My Predictions for 2025

Prepare for a glimpse into the future as I use my incredible powers of mystic noodling to give you my predictions for 2025.

Jan 5 • 

Alastair Hazell

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December 2024

The Christmas Wreath-Making Class

Nothing says Christmas quite like a wreath. So, in this month of festivity, I've taken it upon myself to organise a wreath-making class...

Dec 15, 2024 • 

Alastair Hazell

1

November 2024

Fourteen

I’ve reached a new milestone — 14 subscribers. Shout it out loud — FOURTEEN. I call it the incompetent baker’s dozen. Henry XIII called it a challenge…

Nov 26, 2024 • 

Alastair Hazell

2

The Speed Awareness Course

Did you know that driving too fast is the leading cause of people getting pulled over for speeding?

Nov 4, 2024 • 

Alastair Hazell

1

October 2024

The General Knowledge Quiz

Don't tell me I'm not helpful!

Oct 1, 2024 • 

Alastair Hazell

1

September 2024

Putting the Rumours to Rest

Find out why I'm reluctantly ruling myself out of contention to be the next James Bond.

Sep 2, 2024 • 

Alastair Hazell

August 2024

New Olympic Events

The Olympic Games are about to get a whole lot more interesting! I’ve got some new event ideas that might just redefine the meaning of 'athleticism.'

Aug 11, 2024 • 

Alastair Hazell

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