Chasing a Noodle

My Predictions for 2026

I'm once again peering into the future with my cracked crystal ball to give you my predictions for this year.

Jan 17 • Alastair Hazell

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December 2025

Getting Into the Christmas Spirit

(Sort Of)

Dec 24, 2025 • Alastair Hazell

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Noodle Chronicles: Autumn 2025

I'm back with a roundup of the past three months. Workplace confusion, hospital adventures, and the usual observations nobody has asked for.

Dec 2, 2025 • Alastair Hazell

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August 2025

Alastair Versus the Mosquito

Some battles are legendary. Some are just really, really annoying. This is definitely the latter.

Aug 31, 2025 • Alastair Hazell

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June 2025

Artificial Unintelligence

A humorous take on AI and human creativity. Expect a healthy dose of artificial nonsense.

Jun 13, 2025 • Alastair Hazell

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April 2025

Surveys – A Tale of Pens, Opinions, and Equine Chaos

The data no one asked for, collected by a man who should’ve known better.

Apr 15, 2025 • Alastair Hazell

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March 2025

An Ode to Friendship

Today we're discussing friends. And I don’t mean the long-running TV series with more on-off engagements than a toddler playing with a light switch…

Mar 25, 2025 • Alastair Hazell

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February 2025

Diary of a Very Normal Week

A small number of people (<1) recently wrote to me, asking what it’s like to spend a week in the mind of a Noodle Chaser. Here's the highlights of my…

Feb 2, 2025 • Alastair Hazell

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January 2025

My Predictions for 2025

Prepare for a glimpse into the future as I use my incredible powers of mystic noodling to give you my predictions for 2025.

Jan 5, 2025 • Alastair Hazell

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December 2024

The Christmas Wreath-Making Class

Nothing says Christmas quite like a wreath. So, in this month of festivity, I've taken it upon myself to organise a wreath-making class...

Dec 15, 2024 • Alastair Hazell

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November 2024

Fourteen

I’ve reached a new milestone — 14 subscribers. Shout it out loud — FOURTEEN. I call it the incompetent baker’s dozen. Henry XIII called it a challenge…

Nov 26, 2024 • Alastair Hazell

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The Speed Awareness Course

Did you know that driving too fast is the leading cause of people getting pulled over for speeding?

Nov 4, 2024 • Alastair Hazell

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