Chasing a Noodle features humorous nonsense from the irrelevant world of Alastair. This SubStack contains humorous observations about life, as well as amazing but true stories that might elicit a smile and a “hey, that’s cool”.

Alastair is a 40-something-year-old man based in South East England. He is an entrepreneur, whimsical writer and inventor of the world's first biscuit spacesuit; made entirely of chocolate Oreos. Is there no beginning to his talent?

In his thirties, Alastair took up creative writing, following what can only be understated as “a difficult time in his life.” As a depression sufferer, Alastair likes to express himself through his passion for creative writing.

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A humorous look at life, with some amazing but true stories scattered along the way. Alastair is an entrepreneur, whimsical writer and inventor of the world's first biscuit spacesuit; made entirely of chocolate Oreos.

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