Chasing a Noodle features humorous nonsense from the irrelevant world of Alastair.

Alastair is a 40-something-year-old man based in South East England. He is an entrepreneur, whimsical writer and inventor of the world's first biscuit spacesuit, made entirely of chocolate Oreos. Is there no beginning to his talent?

In his thirties, Alastair took up creative writing, following what can only be understated as “a difficult time in his life.” As a depression sufferer, Alastair likes to express himself through his passion for creative writing.

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