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The Bizarre 1904 Olympic Marathon

The Bizarre 1904 Olympic Marathon

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In 1904, America hosted its first Olympic Games. Held in St. Louis, it was memorable for many reasons, including gymnast George Eyser's winning six Olympic medals despite competing with a wooden leg. But the main reason the games will be long remembered is the marathon—without doubt the strangest race in Olympic history.


Think of the Olympic marathon, and you’ll imagine one of the showpiece events of the Olympics. It’s a true test of endurance and stamina against the world's best athletes, who have dedicated themselves to rigorous training routines to prepare for the competition.

In addition, course planning requires significant time, effort, and organisation to ensure it challenges the athletes, showcases the host city, and prioritises the safety and well-being of participants.

Why am I mentioning all this? Well, in 1904, things were… somewhat different.

The St. Louis marathon took place in sweltering afternoon heat over an unpaved, 26-mile dusty course encompassing seven hills, some of them hundreds of feet high.

To make the race more of a test of stamina, the organisers arranged only one water stop - a roadside well situated 12 miles into the race!

Thirty-two athletes took their places at the start line. Let’s look at some of the “highlights”…

The Race

Conditions from the very start were brutal, with many athletes succumbing to extreme heat fatigue, dehydration and dusty conditions throughout the race. American William Garcia was among the first, having inhaled so much dust while running that he suffered a near-fatal stomach haemorrhage.

Len Tau from South Africa was one of the first black Africans to compete in the modern Olympic Games. He started the race well and was looking good for a high-place finish. However, a pack of wild dogs somehow found its way onto the course, chasing him a mile off track. He finished ninth.

Cuban postman Félix Carvajal had entered the marathon at the last minute, having lost all his money on a dice game a few days before. He arrived at the start line dressed in a white shirt, long trousers, and walking shoes—less the clothing of an athlete, and more the attire of someone heading to a job interview. Mercifully, another athlete cut his trousers into shorts for him, and off he went.

Felix Carvajal in 1904

Carvajal started his race steadily and was plodding along well until hunger got the better of him. Having not eaten for over 40 hours, he stopped at an orchard to feast on some apples, which turned out to be rotten. Suffering from stomach cramps, Carvajal took a long nap by the side of the road. He ended up finishing fourth.

As the race progressed, an ever-increasing number of competitors began dropping out due to extreme fatigue, dehydration and sickness.

When one of the race favourites, Thomas Hicks, found himself struggling seven miles from the finish, his support team gave him an unusual stimulant booster to aid him. A cocktail of strychnine (a pesticide and rat poison), mixed with egg whites and brandy. He completed his last few miles hallucinating and barely able to walk.

Who won?

The first competitor to enter the stadium and cross the finishing line was American Fred Lorz, who reached the finish in just under three hours. However, all was not as it first seemed.

It transpired that Lorz actually dropped out of the race after 9 miles and hitched a ride to the finish line on the back of a truck. The vehicle broke down before the finish, so he re-entered the race and jogged across the line, taking the applause, before being disqualified.

The 1904 marathon ended up being so brutal that only 14 of 32 entrants completed the course. And the winner? Thomas Hicks - the man who drank the rat poison cocktail. Still hallucinating and barely able to move, he was carried across the line by his support team after a gruelling 3 hours, 28 minutes, and 53 seconds.

Thomas Hicks

Life is a marathon

When I first read the story of the 1904 Olympic marathon, I found it both extraordinary and funny at the same time. We can obviously look back and say that the planning for the event was terrible and invited problems (slight understatement). But, for me, the different characters of the people really stand out.

I love the character of Félix Carvajal, who turned up at the start line dressed in a shirt and trousers, and who paused throughout the race to chat with spectators. You really get the impression he was just enjoying being there. And, who knows, if it wasn't for a rotten apple, he might have won the race and written himself further into Olympic folklore with the ultimate underdog achievement.

It has often been said that life is a marathon and not a sprint. I think the unusual story of the 1904 Olympic marathon serves as a good metaphor in this regard: Things often don't go how we plan them to, and we sometimes have to adapt to a changing situation.

Alastair


  1. The 1904 Olympic Marathon May Have Been the Strangest Ever

  2. The Games – A Global History of the Olympics

  3. Athletics at the 1904 Summer Olympics (Wikipedia)


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That is one of the funniest accounts of an event I think I've ever read! Multiple laugh out loud moments, brilliant!

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