Chasing a Noodle is a blog featuring humorous nonsense from the irrelevant world of Alastair (or something like that, feel free to re-arrange the words). The blog contains humorous observations and stories about life, people, culture and social trends.

Alastair is a 34-year-old, divorced father of one, based in South East England. He is an entrepreneur, Internet strategist, writer and owner of one of the finest collections of monkey dandruff seen anywhere in the world. Is there no beginning to his talent?

Alastair took up creative writing in 2009, following what can only be understated as “a difficult time in his life.” As a depression sufferer, Alastair uses his passion for creative writing to help survive the difficult times.

As a wise old giant once said: Life is too miserable to be short…