About Alastair

Chasing a Noodle is a blog featuring humorous stories and nonsense from the irrelevant world of Alastair Hazell (or something like that, feel free to re-arrange the words). His blog contains a humorous look at life, people, culture, the Internet and social trends.

Alastair is a 31-year-old, divorced father of one, based in South East England. He is an entrepreneur, internet strategist, writer and photographer and owns one of the finest collections of monkey dandruff seen anywhere in the world. Is there no beginning to his talent?

Alastair took up creative writing in 2009, following what can only be understated as “a difficult time in his life.” As a depression sufferer, Alastair uses his passion for creative writing to help survive the difficult times.

As a wise old giant once said: Life is too miserable to be short…