The Ultimate ‘Secret Santa’ Gift

So, you’re taking part in the office Secret Santa for this year. You’ve pulled the name ‘Derek’ out of the hat and you really have no clue what present to buy him. You don’t know much about the guy, other than that he is impartial to a curry on any night ending in ‘y’. Last week you went into the office toilet straight after him and, well, it smelled like an old tramp’s jockstrap in there (I’m only guessing at how bad that smells, by the way!).

Fear not, for help is at hand. I have found a way of killing two turtle doves with one stone. Here is the perfect gift for you to give to Derek; one that will make your (and every other office worker’s) daily toilet breaks much more bearable. Welcome to the world of:

Poo Pourri… “spritz the bowl before you go and no-one else will ever know”… (unless you then proceed to shit on the floor, presumably)

Poo Pourri

Poo Pourri

All I Want For Christmas

We are coming up to that time of year again and that can only mean one thing. As the Andy Williams lyric goes, “it’s the most wonderful time of the year…” No, parents, it’s not the end of the school summer holidays…

For those of you who can’t decide what they want for Christmas, I’ve come up with a helpful list of ideas. However, so-as not to be labelled ‘boring’, I’ve made things a bit more fun. I have taken all of my ideas from the first few pages of Google’s search engine results for “All I Want For Christmas Is…” So, here’s the list to choose from – take your pick… Continue reading