Category Archives: Other Humour

The Christmas Word Tree

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So, what does Christmas mean to people? As a festive experiment, I used the information provided by Wikipedia’s Christmas article to produce this . By inputting the text into the fantastic tool at http://www.wordle.net, I was able to produce a tree shaped word cloud. I then used some basic Photoshop Christmas artistry for extra effect.

The more frequently a word features in the Wikipedia Christmas article, the more prominently it appears in the tree.

The Nutz Christmas Word Tree

The Christmas Word Tree

The Christmas Word Tree

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The Ultimate ‘Secret Santa’ Gift

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So, you’re taking part in the office Secret Santa for this year. You’ve pulled the name ‘Derek’ out of the hat and you really have no clue what present to buy him. You don’t know much about the guy, other than that he is impartial to a curry on any night ending in ‘y’. Last week you went into the office toilet straight after him and, well, it smelled like an old tramp’s jockstrap in there (I’m only guessing at how bad that smells, by the way!).

Fear not, for help is at hand. I have found a way of killing two turtle doves with one stone. Here is the perfect gift for you to give to Derek; one that will make your (and every other office worker’s) daily toilet breaks much more bearable. Welcome to the world of:

Poo Pourri… “spritz the bowl before you go and no-one else will ever know”… (unless you then proceed to shit on the floor, presumably)

Poo Pourri

Poo Pourri

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The Self-Importance Of Facebook, Twitter

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Is Social Networking Breeding a New Culture Of Self-importance?

So, you’ve got 200 Facebook friends and 20 Twitter followers. You feel important – right up there, in celebrity status, alongside Tom Cruise, Pope Benedict XVI and… Susan Boyle. People seem to want to follow your every move – and you oblige by telling them when you eat breakfast, visit the toilet and wash your best pair of pants.

Then, one day, you go through your friends list and it hits you – 195 of your 200 Facebook friends are actually made up of the following: Continue reading →

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All I Want For Christmas

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We are coming up to that time of year again and that can only mean one thing. As the Andy Williams lyric goes, “it’s the most wonderful time of the year…” No, parents, it’s not the end of the school summer holidays…

For those of you who can’t decide what they want for Christmas, I’ve come up with a helpful list of ideas. However, so-as not to be labelled ‘boring’, I’ve made things a bit more fun. I have taken all of my ideas from the first few pages of Google’s search engine results for “All I Want For Christmas Is…” So, here’s the list to choose from – take your pick… Continue reading →

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The Humorous Side Of Japanese People

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“If I was to punch that rich looking guy, would he sue me?” That was the question I put to my brother whilst we were walking around our Onsen Hotel in Kotohira, Japan. His response was quick: “No, he’d probably apologise for walking into your fist.”

It’s funny, but it does actually make an interesting point about how friendly Japanese people are. My brother is right – the man would probably stand there and apologise and bow profusely. To get him to stop bowing, I’d probably have to punch him again… harder… somewhere in the chest cavity… with some knuckle dusters… Continue reading →

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